Mister B

The Anchor is a genius concept to prevent your F-Machine sliding around on smooth surfaces. Utilising an extremely powerful plate glass suction cup, those ever pervy engineers at F-Machine have designed a super quick method to lock down your F-Machine. Now available @ Mister B.

Made in Europe from velvety soft phthalate-free vinyl, the Mister B FUCKTOOLS are specially designed with a hole in their base, so you can attach them to the suction cup it comes with. The suction cup is strong and holds extremely well on smooth surfaces such as tiles, mirrors, doors and the side of your bed. Next to the suction cup the Mister B FUCKTOOLS are compatible with the HUNG system accessories. Perfect for some DIY fun or together with your partner. Hammering Hank is a whopping 24cm long and has a 6.3cm diameter. Releasing agents may be present when you get your toy. They protect it during the manufacturing process and during shipping. It’s harmless, but clean the toy before first use with Mister B Clean and you’re good to go.

Made in Europe from velvety soft phthalate-free vinyl, the Mister B FUCKTOOLS are specially designed with a hole in their base, so you can attach them to the suction cup it comes with. The suction cup is strong and holds extremely well on smooth surfaces such as tiles, mirrors, doors and the side of your bed. Next to the suction cup the Mister B FUCKTOOLS are compatible with the HUNG system accessories. Perfect for some DIY fun or together with your partner. Welding Will is a whopping 26cm long and has a 7.6cm diameter. Releasing agents may be present when you get your toy. They protect it during the manufacturing process and during shipping. It’s harmless, but clean the toy before first use with Mister B Clean and you’re good to go.

Stylish, elegant, sophisticated and sexy. Not often words you would use to describe a machine designed to 'fuck'. However, the F-machine fuck labs in the UK has delivered what has previously been thought impossible, then wrapped it up in some state of the art technology to bring you: your own personal robo fucking GIGOLO.
Gigolo's cool blue hue, subtly highlighted logo & visible silent internal moving parts set the scene for what you are about to receive - a sexy smooth mechanical pounding of a lifetime. Lie back and let your own personal Gigolo fuck you to powerful multiple orgasm's you never knew were possible.
Featuring a revolutionary and versatile new mono leg system and wireless remote control handset, the Gigolo sets a new benchmark in user-friendly, multi-angle fucking fun.
Designed to be simple yet versatile, the Gigolo is lighter duty and well suited to beginners and home use. That said, it has also been carefully designed by F-machine's pervy engineers to offer a full range of angles to satisfy the most demanding of positions, even for the dungeon or BDSM user. Enhanced safety features include a fully enclosed head unit and an electrical safety cut-out to protect the user from potential excessive thrust and moving parts.
As well as offering a wide range of heights and angles, the F-Machine Gigolo has a fully adjustable thrusting depth of 1 to 4 inches. The Gigolo comes with a Vac-U-Lock style adapter included
With its sleek looks, stylish black anodised alloy chassis and blue back-lit engraved viewing window, the Gigolo will make a very sexy addition to your bedroom or dungeon!

Mister B LUBE is a great value-for-money all purpose water based lubricant. It feels velvety soft, non sticky, and we’ve recently updated the formula so it’s even longer lasting than ever before. It is made in Germany under such good conditions that no preservatives are required to keep it good until 4 years after production - which actually means something. We therefore consider Mister B LUBE as the best-you-can-get-value-for-money within the category of water based lubricants. Mister B LUBE can be combined with EVERYTHING you want to lube up. It passed severe (German J) dermatological tests and is therefore very suitable for a good fuck. Water based lubricants in general are the only lubes that do not affect or deteriorate any toys, especially the ones that are made of very soft silicone material such as masturbators (Fleshjack and Tenga for instance). Mister B LUBE is non toxic and tasteless. It is condom compatible (of course) because it is oil and fat free. Mister B LUBE for all these reasons is therefore so good that the German government had no problem in CE-certifying it as medical class lubricant. From a more practical point of view: another huge advantage is that it’s so easy to wash off without leaving stains on your sheets, which is a really appreciated property if you’re sexually active. You don’t need to rinse ten times with soap like you do with silicone based lubricants, a simple wash-and-go with hand warm water will do fine. Spilling this lube over your floor is not a disaster. Last but not least: Mister B LUBE is completely vegan. It does not contain animal byproducts and it is not tested on animals. Mister B LUBE comes in a bottle with a flip top cap which is always easy to open and close even with slippery fingers. Available sizes: 30 ml (travel size), 100 ml, 250 ml, 500 ml and even in an economical one litre bottle for the hard core users. About the directions for use we can be quick and simple: use it. When it hurts: most probably your toy is (too) big. When it hurts too much it’s better to stop. Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Propylenglycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Acrylate / Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Polysorbate 80, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin

Mister B LUBE is a great value-for-money all purpose water based lubricant. It feels velvety soft, non sticky, and we’ve recently updated the formula so it’s even longer lasting than ever before. It is made in Germany under such good conditions that no preservatives are required to keep it good until 4 years after production - which actually means something. We therefore consider Mister B LUBE as the best-you-can-get-value-for-money within the category of water based lubricants. Mister B LUBE can be combined with EVERYTHING you want to lube up. It passed severe (German J) dermatological tests and is therefore very suitable for a good fuck. Water based lubricants in general are the only lubes that do not affect or deteriorate any toys, especially the ones that are made of very soft silicone material such as masturbators (Fleshjack and Tenga for instance). Mister B LUBE is non toxic and tasteless. It is condom compatible (of course) because it is oil and fat free. Mister B LUBE for all these reasons is therefore so good that the German government had no problem in CE-certifying it as medical class lubricant. From a more practical point of view: another huge advantage is that it’s so easy to wash off without leaving stains on your sheets, which is a really appreciated property if you’re sexually active. You don’t need to rinse ten times with soap like you do with silicone based lubricants, a simple wash-and-go with hand warm water will do fine. Spilling this lube over your floor is not a disaster. Last but not least: Mister B LUBE is completely vegan. It does not contain animal byproducts and it is not tested on animals. Mister B LUBE comes in a bottle with a flip top cap which is always easy to open and close even with slippery fingers. Available sizes: 30 ml (travel size), 100 ml, 250 ml, 500 ml and even in an economical one litre bottle for the hard core users. About the directions for use we can be quick and simple: use it. When it hurts: most probably your toy is (too) big. When it hurts too much it’s better to stop. Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Propylenglycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Acrylate / Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Polysorbate 80, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin